Road Trip: You should change your diaper

We just wrapped up a very long road trip to visit Grandma and Grandpa Goldtooth. There are so, so many things that I could share about our trip ranging from hilarity and joy to torture and sheer desperation. I will start with couple of cute conversations Benjamin and I had during our 28 hours in the car together...

Convo #1

(After I crabbed out a bit)
Ben: You happy mama?
Me: Not really. And do you want to know why? Well I'll tell you why....Because we've been stuck in the car all day and I have to go to the bathroom but I'd like to be able to go by myself and I'm tired and my booty hurts.
Ben: Your booty hurts?
Me: Yes.
Ben: You should change your diaper.
Me: It's not from that, honey. I don't wear a diaper. My booty hurts from sitting in the car all day.
Ben: You want me to kiss it? Yes or no.
Me: No thank you.
Ben: You're welcome.

Convo #2

Ben: Pretty soon I will be tall like daddy.
Me: Well it's gonna be a while but yep, you're going to be big and tall like daddy. You will be a grown-up.
Ben: I don't wanna be a grown-up
Me: Oh honey, me neither.

At the park with Grandma Goldtooth and Ellie.