I'm a runner?!?!

I ran in the Fargo 1/2 Marathon last Saturday. It was an amazing experience. The weather was less than desirable: windy and cold. I optimistically wore a tank top and shorts and I was regretting that decision until I got into the run a few miles and started breaking a sweat. I felt really good until about mile 11, at which point a feeling of desperation came over me as I became acutely aware of every muscle in my legs and bum. But when I saw the finish line and my friends standing off to the side I felt great. Of course as soon as I stopped I felt horrible, but it was worth it and I would do it again in a heartbeat. Thanks to everyone who supported me during my training.

How not to give a retirement speech...

One of the paraprofessionals (education assistant) I work with is retiring this year. She's worked in the district for quite some time and the school held a retirement party for her the other day. The crowd encouraged her to give a speech. She did. It went something like this:

"I didn't prepare a speech. I'm not really sure what to say. I will miss the kids. I will miss some of you."

I wondered which of us she was going to miss. Too funny!

What died in here?!?!?

A recent e-mail from my sister...

"Your blog stinks! It smells kind of old and moldy like cheese that has gone bad!"

I just checked to see when I last wrote and I must admit that I am a very pathetic blogger. Will try harder in the future. My apologies to the handful of people who actually look this thing.